There are lots of Thanksgiving jokes, but here are some of my favorite Thanksgiving Day jokes…(my attempt at Thanksgiving humor!)
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock
Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary!
Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
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