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Funny Birthday Phrases

Using funny birthday phrases or a quote is possible in many ways.

You can use something funny in a birthday card...

For a funny birthday toast...

Or for a birthday scrapbook project.

These are just a few of the great ways and easy ideas to add something special to birthday celebrations.

Here are some of my favorite funny quotes and phrases for birthdays...Have you heard any of these?

Top Funny Birthday Phrases and Quotes

  • Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle. - Bob Hope

  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

  • Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. - Unknown

  • The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

  • The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it. - Doris Day

  • I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. - Eva Gabor

  • An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have because the older she gets the more interested he becomes. - Agatha Christie

  • Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

  • Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. - Rodney Dangerfield

  • Looking fifty is great - if you’re sixty. - Joan Rivers

  • The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. -Samuel Johnson

  • Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M. Schultz

  • Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

  • Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! - Dr. Suess

  • Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. -Bob Hope

  • Add your favorite birthday phrases to this list!

  • These are funny birthday saying because they are something we can all relate to at one time or another. They don't make fun of anyone, but laugh at us all as we age.

    Laughing is good, and they say it makes you healthier! And it will make for a fun birthday!

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