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Using funny birthday phrases or a quote is possible in many ways.

You can use something funny in a birthday card...

For a funny birthday toast...

Or for a birthday scrapbook project.

These are just a few of the great ways and easy ideas to add something special to birthday celebrations.

Here are some of my favorite funny quotes and phrases for birthdays:

Have you heard any of these?

Top Funny Birthday Phrases and Quotes

  • Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle. - Bob Hope

  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

  • Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. - Unknown

  • I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. - Eva Gabor

  • An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have because the older she gets the more interested he becomes. - Agatha Christie

  • Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

  • Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. - Rodney Dangerfield

  • Looking fifty is great - if you’re sixty. - Joan Rivers

  • Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M. Schultz

  • Add your favorite birthday phrases to this list!

  • These are funny birthday saying because they are something we can all relate to at one time or another. They don't make fun of anyone, but laugh at us all as we age.

    Laughing is good, and they say it makes you healthier! And it will make for a fun birthday!

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